Finish the Sentence...

 

 

If I had one extra hour in the day.... I would probably sew, read or get my fat ass on the elliptical.  I can sleep when I'm dead.

 

I wish my name was... Birdie.  duh.  Or Pearl or Ava or something else old lady awesome.

 

I think anything chevron... should be on clearance.  It's over people, just let it go in peace.

 

My last nightmare... involved my sister-in-law having an AWFUL wedding.  Seriously, she didn't get the kind of wedding she wanted at all, no invitations were sent out so no one came, my other SIL was wearing someone else's too big tea length wedding dress instead of a bridesmaids dress, and there was no amazing ring. I think the food was good, though.

 

Sometimes... I want to sell everything we own and move somewhere else and just take a freakin' risk!  Hello, Nashville!

 

My last meal on earth would be... Steak, medium rare; bacon cheese fries; blue cheese chopped salad from Outback; and lobster.

 

I would much rather _____ than _____... I would much rather be an entrepreneur than work for someone else. 

 

Mayonnaise... isn't my favorite condiment.

 

10 Years Ago, I didn't think... I would ever be a working mother.  I thought I would stay home with my babies until they started school.  I also thought I would be independently wealthy.

 

Selfishly... I would like to spend an hour each week laying in a lawn chair sunning, reading, and sipping on Sonic drink BY MYSELF.  Seriously, it sounds like the most indulgent luxury ever.

 

My favorite show on tv right now... Ink Master?  Tattoo Nightmares?  The Golden Girls?  I don't know, I don't think I have a favorite.  I have always sucked at being a fan.

 

And George Zimmerman... Hhhhhhhhhh...this topic should be on the same shelf as chevron.